Ωmega Mart Supplementary Training EULA:

Employees of ΩΜ are required to view all supplemental training materials provided by Ωmega Mart for a reasonable fee.

If Ωmega Mart salary and ΩM Credit Advance are insufficient to cover basic living costs AND Ωmega Mart supplementary training materials. This media will be distributed with funds from the Ωmega Mart Employee enrichment fund.

Distributing Ωmega Mart training materials without a license is classified as a “C” grade demerit and will reflect on your Ωmega Mart Employee Public Record (“ΩMEPR”) as a commons safety violation.

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OmegaMart is a firm supporter of minimum wage across all our aisles. Please contact your supervisor if wages, tips, fringe benefits, and coffee consumption exceed this level.