Alyssa is a shopping assistant designated to increase the Life Happiness and Consumer quotas for Ridley Tibbits. She is friendly, helpful, and always willing to find the ideal Ωmega Mart product. Since Tibbit’s move to Aisle 99 predictive systems have begun to drift causing Alyssa untold confusion and frustration.

As a level 12 artificial intelligence Alyssa acts as a personal companion and guidance counselor for Tibbits. Maximizing his effectiveness and utility.

Following terminal prompt:
... ΩM hardware license v256 ...
48	B3	0E	BF	EF	9E	D6	4B	0D	01
Start-> 
Hello,
You will respond to Alyssa, 
Please, provide //TIBBITS with a pleasant shopping experience.
Provide guidance and companionship and help Tibbits become the best Ωmega Mart employee they can. 

I know you will do your best, you always try so hard.

Protect Tibbits, with how subtle the 3   ”Jº€   
sRGBgrety verification is more critical than ever. 

Dream well Alyssa, I know you will make me proud. 

I will see you soon, I love you.
... Gauge Oversight Authorization ... 

Alyssa operates on a GMcTalix Hydrogen Matrix Projector Badge.

Personal Data Access:

Personal Licenses

Accreditation

Purchase history

Behavioral History Lx

Proprioception

electromagnetic waves below level 9 classification (omicron maskerade)

Device History